The stage has been set.
...Not an actual stage. I didn't manage to book the stage/spotlight/audio system setup this year. (They were rented out when I got to the shop. By some people who take their show chickens very seriously.)
Neither do I have a Party Tree, but I do have a enough trees that the garden is full of dappled afternoon light, and there's a nice set of wrought-iron garden chairs in the corner. The fairy lights are set to come on as evening falls, too, which I thought fantasy characters might appreciate more than a glaring spotlight.
Is this me making excuses for losing the stage and audio system to chicken judging? perhaps.
But, regardless of whether or not I have a stage (with a spotlight), it's time for the winners of Wisest Counselor to be announced!
And now, let me just slip into third person! *snaps fingers aggressively*